Clean Joke of the day

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Thats a good one, orionrz!

You must be feeling better if you're telling jokes??

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she
made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a
circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Startled, the blonde moved futher down the ice, poured a
thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again
from the heavens the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

THE blonde now worried, moved away, clear down to the
opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and
tried again to cut her hole,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, This is the manager of the hockey rink."

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An oldie, but a goodie.

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
...
... A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides